The switch is actually pretty easy. We do it while Prim is still asleep on the couch, the two of us still grinning from ear to ear in a post-sex euphoria. I move my shirts, and a half-dozen dresses, from my closet into Peeta’s while he transfers all of my pants into his dresser. Neither of us have a lot of garments, so the closet isn’t exploding by the time we finish up. Everything has a place, fitting perfectly and harmoniously.
In which John Oliver explains what’s wrong with the Miss America Pageant, the underlying assumptions about their scholarships, and in which Miss Virginia (Courtney Garrett) delivers an impressive and thorough (as far as 20-second responses go) response to the question of what the States should do in reaction to the threat of ISIS.